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seriousjones:

gluten free person: excuse me, but do you have any gf options?

me:

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dekutree:

me: horoscopes are fucking stupid if you believe that shit you’re a fucking—

horoscope: leos are sexy as hell

me: genius bruh these shits are real as fuck amazing how are they so on point all the time

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To Everyone Posting “Food Hacks”

bestnatesmithever:

thedaddycomplex:

You know those are actually called “recipes,” right?

Thanks for the “word hack”, DAD.

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riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

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hotdiggitydogblog:

hahah I’m dying! 6woofs

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remuslrpin:

okami shiranui - lineless

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staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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nevver:

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stardoog:

power!
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opentheairforfreshwindows:

brave-fart:

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brave-fart:

did you hear about the italian chef who died?

he pasta way

he just ran out of thyme

here today, gone tomato

his wife is still upset, cheese still not over it

we never sausage a tragedy coming

ashes to ashes, crust to crust

there’s just not mushroom for italian chefs in today’s world

spaghetti

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sdzoo:

Give your kitty lots of kisses this Caturday.

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