You don’t have to be a parent to understand the horror of walking into a room to discover that the baby crawled out of his crib and onto that pottery wheel you forgot to turn off. And while the baby is spinning around and around, the dog is sitting there all calm, like a person, gently using his paws to fashion the baby’s soft cartilage head into something a little more modern. It might be the classic tale of bad parenting, but let’s see where the dog is going with this.
you
youyou,you you
you
c’mere, you
what do you think you’re doing
you.
(via canadumb)
true self control is waiting until the movie starts to eat your popcorn
why would the movie eat my popcorn
nevermind i get it
(via genocideraub)
Weelee!
Weelee…
Weelee…..
WEELEE
(via itsvondell)
(Source: ebtpearce, via thatsmoderatelyraven)
Once upon a midnight DEAL WITH IT.
I give a fuck, nevermore.
merely a bro, nothing more.
#suddenly there came a swagging as of someone gangsta rapping #rapping at my chamber door
Quoth the raven, “Swag galore”
(Source: venusaurphobia, via a-hellish-eternity)
(Source: shibaconfessions2, via a-sexy-cat)
for a moment, let us both float in solace
BEST
OTAFEST
EVER
Really, though. It’s been all-around awesome. Got to scratch ‘enter a cosplay contest’ off my bucket list, and met some stellar...
Gawd ties make me horny
Artist: lion21
Wolves will be wolves
Teamwork makes the dream work <3
This just in: Still wanna give them paws a lick
this is everything i aspire to be
